ODE TO OVIEDO
Nando was going for tercero
He was going to be the hero
Riding a prancing stallion
Ahead was the Russian battalion
Planning the siege of Oviedo
Against an army muy macho
There was no Gatling
Though a lot of rattling
He remembered the days of Renault
When the teammate was slow
And the message of Hockenheim
Which had such a sweet rhyme
Lap after lap
Same would be the gap
Charge of the Red brigade never came
On lap 55 over was the game
Vettel was the winner
Nando had the finger
Situation was Dyer
Luca was on fire
Victim of Vodka then
In the season of 2010
– Nasir “Mercer” Hameed
Greetings and Muddy Waters regards from California!