ODE TO OVIEDO


Nando was going for tercero

He was going to be the hero


Riding a prancing stallion

Ahead was the Russian battalion


Planning the siege of Oviedo

Against an army muy macho


There was no Gatling

Though a lot of rattling


He remembered the days of Renault

When the teammate was slow


And the message of Hockenheim

Which had such a sweet rhyme


Lap after lap

Same would be the gap


Charge of the Red brigade never came

On lap 55 over was the game


Vettel was the winner

Nando had the finger


Situation was Dyer

Luca was on fire


Victim of Vodka then

In the season of 2010


– Nasir “Mercer” Hameed

Greetings and Muddy Waters regards from California!